3A OR BUST! Coming soon.

Welcome to Exit 3A, where your GPS says “Good luck!” and your insurance agent gets a little more anxious every time you mention you take it everyday. This exit is a marvel of questionable engineering, designed for thrill-seekers who think NASCAR should be a daily commute.

First, you’ll notice the exit sign is so small it could be mistaken for a decorative placemat. As you swerve to catch it, you’ll be greeted by an off-ramp that seems to be auditioning for a stunt show. It zigzags like it’s trying to escape from a high-speed chase scene and is narrower than a skinny latte.

Once you navigate the serpentine turns that could give Indiana Jones a run for his money, you’ll find yourself at an intersection where two lanes converge with the subtlety of a conga line. Here, the right of way is a mere suggestion, and the road markings have the coherence of abstract art.

And don’t miss the delightful North Davidson intersection at the end! It’s so compact, you’ll need to make a three-point turn just to fit in. Pro tip: If you make it through without a fender bender, treat yourself to a trophy – you’ve earned it.

Exit 37A: because who doesn’t want a little adventure on their morning drive?